I've always known I have a very hospitable uterus.
Case in point: baby #1 refused to leave its cozy spot...eventually had to be forced out two weeks overdue and after two days of pitocin.
And: baby #2 had the luxury of nearly twice the usual amount of amniotic fluid...he was swimming in style..a less patient mother forced this one out one week after the due date.
But yesterday I had an ultrasound and the technician used a different, less attractive term for my baby-building paradise. Reason for the ultrasound: to determine more precise due date after the doctor "felt" a uterus that seemed further than 11 weeks along.
After the tech has taken a number of measurements...
Me: So, does the due date look right?
She: Yes.
Me: Do I just have a lot of fluid?
She: Not really. You just have a bulky uterus.
In my head: did she honestly (and oh so casually) just call my uterus "bulky"?
Me: I can't think of an uglier word to describe any part of a person's anatomy.
She: It's just big. But it's healthy. It happens.
In my head: It happens? (to who? and why? and how?)
So, of course I came home and googled pictures of what a more normal-sized uterus home looks like at 11 weeks.
Random googled image:
Now brace yourself because there's a definite difference in these images, my friends. Welcome to my bulky uterus..a place for tiny humans who want to grow in style (and with space to spare!):
(this particular tiny human refused to put on a show, but the heartbeat was strong & solid..the best thing I'd heard all day. obviously.)